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“Opinion | What Will Smith and Joe Biden Have in Common – The New York Times”
Worst Ever | Opinion | Contribution Contender Of The Moment: “President Biden’s gaffe about Vladimir Putin and Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony were demonstrations of a single phenomenon.
Let me explain.“
More Rushfield: “Will Smith is a goddamn genius… Or his publicist is. All the while the Academy dithers and takes three weeks to “investigate,” and consider appropropriate response, check with lawyers no doubt, comb the by-laws to see what guidance it gives for an act of violence by one member against another during the ceremony, consider precedents, take the temperature of the membership, etc. etc. Perhaps even appoint a blue-ribbon panel whydoncha! The Academy had one chance to redeem itself — by acting clearly and decisively in response to this. Making up for what they failed to do on the night with some fuzzy repercussions later. Of course they were never going to do that. And now that rug has been pulled out from under them. Will Smith has slapped the Academy’s face once again…
“So where was ABC during all this? More to the point, where was Disney? And here’s where you get the problem of having someone at the helm who doesn’t come from production, and has never been in a mile of live entertainment production becomes a problem. As much as I think the Iger/Chapek comparisons are generally unfair and misleading, in this case there’s something to it. It’s hard to believe that Bob I, who made his way up overseeing Olympics coverage, would’ve sat on his hands while this was going on and not put in a call to the booth, to the Academy, and not said, get that man off my airwaves! So where was Disney television leadership (Chapek, Peter Rice, Dana Walden) during all this? Did they voice any concerns about what was happening in their broadcast?”
Sarah Ruhl: “Will Smith’s comic chops have evolved over time into a dramatic leading man sensibility. And one thing leading men seem to need to be able to perform in this culture is casual violence. And yet, one thing that upset and disoriented spectators was trying to parse whether the violence they saw on stage was casual at all, real or pretend. Smith is a consummate actor. He thinks deeply about how he walks. And there was nothing casual or out of control about how he walked onto the stage. That Smith was being honored for a role called King Richard seemed fitting. Who would cross the forbidding line of a proscenium but a king?”
“My actions at the 94th Academy Awards presentation were shocking, painful, and inexcusable. The list of those I have hurt is long and includes Chris, his family, many of my dear friends and loved ones, all those in attendance, and global audiences at home. I betrayed the trust of the Academy. I deprived other nominees and winners of their opportunity to celebrate and be celebrated for their extraordinary work. I am heartbroken.”
David Rubin, Academy President: “We have received and accepted Mr. Will Smith’s immediate resignation. We will continue to move forward with our disciplinary proceedings against Mr. Smith for violations of the Academy’s Standards of Conduct.”
“If ever a movie begged for the resurrection of the drive-in, ‘Drive-Away Dykes” is it. A lesbian road-trip action sex comedy penned by writer-producer-director Ethan Coen and his wife, film editor Tricia Cooke, ‘Drive-Away’ promises all the laughs, thrills and mischief of the old double-bill sexploitation cinema. ‘Women on the road. All kinds of action,’ deadpans the tagline.”