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Blood
Diamond
National Geographic: Diamonds
of War: Africa's Blood Diamonds
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Watching
Blood Diamond almost four months removed from the all the
critical hoo-haw that surrounded its release, is to see a movie
that could have been made any time in the last 70 years. The political
context is unique to the current century, perhaps, and the language
and violence wouldn't slip past the Hayes Code folks, but Leonardo
DiCaprio's diamond smuggler could just as easily been played
by Humphrey Bogart, Gary Cooper or Robert Mitchum.
Ernest Hemingway might have been commissioned to write
the screenplay. Or, failing that, an ambitious head of production
might have tried to persuade John Huston to both write
and direct the film, but only if it were shot on location in a
friendly African nation. At its core, Edward Zwick's unabashedly
humanitarian Blood Diamond is the kind of epic adventure
-- equal parts beautiful scenery, loud explosions, split-second
escapes and half-baked dialogue -- that has kept Hollywood in
limousines for more than 100 years. Jennifer Connelly pretty
much disappears halfway through the movie, but not before her
brave and sexy war correspondent helps clear a path for DiCaprio
and Djimon Hounsou to elude vicious warlords and corrupt
mercenaries. Even if we have to take DiCaprio's Rhodesian accent
for granted, there's no question that both men deserved the Oscar
nominations they were accorded. As for the precious pink diamond
that is the catalyst for all the bloodshed and moralizing, ultimately
it serves the same purpose as the jewel-encrusted bird in The
Maltese Falcon. (The discovery of oil, as one villager suggests,
would have caused even more turmoil than that brought about by
the exchange of diamonds for weapons.) The second disc in the
special edition includes an informative Blood on the Stone
documentary, as well as features on DiCaprio's preparation, women
war correspondents and a dissection of a crucial battle scene.
A more straight-forward examination of the same controversial
subject is provided by Diamonds of War: Africa's Blood Diamonds,
which also describes how Sierra Leone has been devastated
by an insurrection fueled by the sale of conflict diamonds to
amoral European and American dealers. In the 50-minute documentary,
National Geographic correspondents escort viewers from the muddy
pits of Sierra Leone, to the gem cutters in Antwerp, and on to
New York, where they are purchased by newlyweds, socialites and
hip-hop artists. --
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Eragon
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Even though
Stefen Fangmeier's visual effects wizardry has been honored
with multiple Oscar nominations, it's difficult to understand
why he was entrusted with a $100 million-plus sword-and-sorcery
fantasy -- with human actors, as well as CGI dragons -- for
his directorial debut. That it also was released by Fox in time
for Christmas suggests the studio anticipated Eragon would capture
enough of the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter
audience to make the budget incidental to its success, and,
perhaps, become a franchise movie. It made back about $75 million
of the studio's initial investment at the domestic box-office,
and, while that isn't chickenfeed, neither is it something to
proclaim from the rooftops of Hollywood. The best-selling novel
from which Eragon was adapted was written by Christopher
Paolini, a 15-year-old who was killing time between home-schooling
and college. It would be the first in his Inheritance trilogy
again, not to be confused with the LOTR trilogy. Here,
Eragon is an 17-year-old farm boy who finds a luminous blue
egg from which the dragon Saphira emerges. Airborne dragons
once protected the country from evil-doing Shades, but were
believed to be victim of a long-ago dragon-cide. The arrival
of Saphira, and the teenagedragon rider, gives the citizens
hope for peace. Fangmeier's visual-effects expertise is on full
display, but the story plods along as if it were written
well
by a 15-year-old boy with a vivid imagination. That
said, there's no reason to think kids won't find something here
to enjoy, especially in the bountiful bonus package, which expands
on the legend and adds some interesting making-of material.
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Gary Dretzka
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Borat:
Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation
of Kazakhstan
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The comedic
and commercial success enjoyed by Sacha Baron Cohen's
Borat was remarkable enough, but, when compared to the mess
that was Ali G Indahouse (2002), it was downright amazing. Even
when viewed alongside HBO's brilliant Da Ali G Show, it was
difficult to imagine how Borat's shtick would translate into
an 86-minute feature film (with another 20 minutes of deleted
material). And, yet, despite a R-rating, Borat grossed $128
million in the U.S., alone; was included on dozens of critics'
top-10 lists; was nominated for an Oscar in the adapted-screenplay
category; and reportedly led to the break-up of Pam Anderson
and Kid Rock. It also sparked something of a political dilemma,
when the government of Kazakhstan failed to find the humor in
a British comedian pretending to be an overtly anti-Semitic
reporter from a formerly Soviet backwater. You can't buy that
kind of marketing. The DVD adds a Kazakhstan Bay Watch spoof,
several deleted scenes of varying hilarity, an actual news report
on Borat's rodeo debacle and extended coverage of the publicity
tour. --
Gary Dretzka
Movie
City Indie: No,
it's funnier, much funnier than you've heard, no matter what
you've heard. Borat is a marvel of economy, even in its
most excessive moments, with sledgehammer social commentary
performed and edited with the most restless of touches.
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Come
Early Morning
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Joey
Lauren Adams moved behind the camera to write and direct
this character study of a not-so-young-anywhere Southern woman,
Lucy (Ashley Judd), who uses one-night stands and booze
to numb the pain of an unhappy childhood and unrelentingly nutty
relatives. The title, Come Early Morning, refers to Lucy's
habit of leaving the beds of her temporary lovers at the crack
of dawn, and without the decency of a good-bye kiss or good-morning
shag. Even when the small-town construction contractor meets
a guy who considers her to be something other than a cheap date,
Lucy seems to go out of her way to make him as miserable as
she feels inside. Although her malady pretty much can be blamed
on an estranged father, who drank and screwed around too much,
but played guitar like an angel. Lucy's road to recovery leads
through a holy-rock-'n'-roller church, but Adams makes her rehabilitation
feel organic within the context of the rural Southern milieu.
Neither does Adams treat her characters -- male and female --
as slackers or peckerwoods. While they tend to drink too much,
it's mostly because there's almost nothing else for them to
do after work
or, in some cases, after noon. Although,
at 38, Judd remains quite a dish, she's entirely believable
as a woman who may not think primping is all that important,
anymore. Certainly, dressing-down hasn't hindered her search
for boy-toys. Ambitious viewers might want to rent Judd's breakthrough
film, Ruby in Paradise (1993) in which she played a woman
who could have been Lucy, at age 20. It will be interesting
to see what Adams can do with something more complex and ambitious
than a portrait of woman on the edge of a meltdown. For now,
however, Come Early Morning, will do nicely. --
Gary Dretzka
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The
Nativity Story
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Filmed in
Italy and Morocco, Catherine Hardwicke and Mike Rich's
The Nativity Story stands apart from most other re-enactments
of bible stories, in that the depiction of the Holy Land looks
far more authentic than a location shoot in Palm Desert or Bakersfield,
and the costumes, dwellings, faces and dialects of the characters
feel wholly realistic. Also noteworthy is the attention paid
to narrative flow. Typically, the story of the Nativity is recounted
with all the verisimilitude of a Sunday School tableaux. Here,
the cast displays the kind of emotions one might expect when
a pregnant woman claims her child will be the son of God and
was conceived in her womb absent the formality of lost virginity.
The screenplay doesn't attempt to provoke controversy or re-write
the Gospels, and it arrived unadorned by special effects or
other jazzy conceits. True, it isn't the kind of movie anyone
familiar with the hyper-active Thirteen and Lords
of Dogtown would expect from Hardwicke. Still, it doesn't
appear as if she was merely fishing for a paycheck here, either.
Her interpretation of the adolescent mother-to-be, Mary (Keisha
Castle-Hughes), is sensitive, without being reverential,
and attuned to what it might be like for such a delicate being
to carry such a heavy burden. Unfortunately, the disc is devoid
of bonus features. --
Gary Dretzka
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W.C.
Fields Comedy Collection, Vol. 2
The second edition to Universal's W.C. Fields Comedy Collection
adds The Man on the Flying Trapeze, Never Give a Sucker an
Even Break, Poppy, The Old Fashioned Way and You're Telling
Me! Fields played conmen, slackers, drunkards and pompous
thespians as well as anyone in the history of American cinema,
and, in these vintage films, there are plenty of them to be found.
Like his cartoon descendent, Mr. McGoo, Fields' characters stumble
their way through situations that would try the sanity of almost
anyone else. In The Man in the Flying Trapeze, for example,
Ambrose Wolfinger decides to use his first afternoon off in 25
years to attend a wrestling match. The excuse he offers his boss
is that he's required to attend the funeral of his mother-in-law
-- normally, a day for rejoicing in any Fields movie -- but on
way to the arena he has confrontations with a cop, chauffeur and
an errant tire. Then, a wrestler is thrown out of a ring, knocking
him cold. The boss assumes Ambrose's continued absence means he
is dead -- due to poisoned liquor -- and this leads to even more
misery, thanks to his wife and her family. In the end, of course,
he triumphs. Besides the movies, the set includes a documentary,
trailers and the 1965 television retrospective, Wayne and Schuster
Take an Affectionate Look at W.C. Fields. --
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Re-Animator
Masters of Horror: Pro-Life
Besides an exclusive Re-Animator highlighter gizmo, the
newest DVD edition of Stuart Gordon's cult favorite adds
a 70-minute featurette, Re-Animator Resurrectus; commentary
by producer Brian Yuzna, actors Bruce Abbott, Jeffrey
Combs, Barbara Crampton and Robert Sampson; an interview
with the director, writer Dennis Paoli and composer Richard
Band. There's also a discussion with Fangoria editor
Tony Timpone, deleted and extended scenes, and all manner
of marketing material. DVD-ROMs provide access to the screenplay
and Herbert West, Reanimator, by H.P. Lovecraft.
Cultists probably have quite a bit of this stuff already, but
they wouldn't re-release this stuff if no one bought it.
The latest addition to Showtime's highly entertaining cable-to-DVD
franchise, Masters of Horror, represents John Carpenter's
second contribution to the series. Pro-Life conjures a scenario
in which the conservative father of a 15-year-old girl is asked
to choose between becoming the grandfather of Satan's son or,
God forbid, agreeing to his daughter terminating the pregnancy.
Yes, it puts a spin on Rosemary's Baby, but it also adds
some macabre humor in the form of the doting father, who supplied
the demon seed in the first place, and the little devil his
own bad self. --
Gary Dretzka
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Addiction
Run's House: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2
Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
The Wild Wild West: The Complete Second Season
Sleeper Cell: American Terror: The Complete Second Season
The HBO documentary mini-series Addiction took the subject
of destructive, compulsive behavior out of the realm of Hollywood
melodrama, by providing clinical and anecdotal evidence of its
true nature. The popular theory that embarking on one small
bad habit inevitably leads to a greater, possibly fatal addiction
is explored, of course, but what's important here are the genetic
and psychosocial factors that turn one person into a slave to
drugs, drinks, gambling and credit cards and not another. Such
topics as relapse and recovery are also given human faces. The
DVD package adds three discs of additional content.
The first two seasons of MTV's reality-based sitcom series,
Run's House, followed the founder of Run-DMC attempted
to balance the needs of family and God, with his hip-hop roots.
The DVD package adds an hour's worth of material previously
reserved for Run's House Family Confidential on the Internet.
Unless you're 14, there seems to be almost no point in watching
celebrity roasts on Comedy Central. Notoriously ribald and profane,
the censoring of naughty words and imagery not only runs counter
to the roast tradition, but it also makes for television that's
borderline unwatchable. These sorts of verbal throw-downs began
with at Friar's Club and were adapted for television by Greg
Garrison and Lee Hale as a vehicle for the charismatic
Dean Martin. Dino's roasts featured many of the greatest
actors and comedians of the mid-20th Century, all of whom could
work a crowd without punctuating their every gag with profanity.
(Indeed, the DVD collection of those episodes is rated G). It
isn't that I have anything against blue humor -- The Aristocrats
didn't make me blush -- it's the damn bleeping and pixelation
I find both annoying and contradictory. No such editing is evident
in Comedy Channel's Roast of William Shatner on DVD.
It's just as nasty as it wants to be, even adding 20 minutes
of new material and other extras. A similarly outrageous skewering
of Pamela Anderson was released by Comedy Central last
year. (Gilbert Gottfried's legendary appearance at a
roast of Hugh Hefner, weeks after 9/11, can be found
on The Aristocrats.)
It's worth noting, as well, that the second season of one the
medium's greatest series, The Wild Wild West -- with
Robert Conrad as a cowboy James Bond -- has arrived in DVD.
Watching these episodes alongside a 007 flick from the '60s
will teach you all you'll ever need to know about turning a
great movie concept into terrific TV.
Showtime's excellent sophomore season of Sleeper Cell: American
Terror nearly slipped by me. Launched on a Sunday night,
I expected new episodes to appear at weekly intervals. Instead,
they were shown one night after another. The eight-episode series
was repeated a couple of months later, but my Tivo already was
traumatized by the experience. For those who may have experienced
a similar disconnect -- or don't subscribe to Showtime -- here's
an opportunity to renew the epic battle between good-Muslim
Darwyn and evil-Muslim Farik. Because the creators allow us
to see the terrorists as something other than monsters and stereotypes
-- most of them aren't Arabs, for example -- Sleeper Cell became
as addictive as any other top-shelf mini-series. The DVD package
adds several making-of and background featurettes. --
Gary Dretzka
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