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| Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs |
48.5 |
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47 |
48 |
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| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen |
46.8 |
n/a |
50 |
49 |
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| Public Enemies |
28.6 |
n/a |
26 |
25 |
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Wilmington
on Movies
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, The Hurt Locker, and The Girl from Monaco
by
Michael Wilmington
The creators, especially the writers, don‘t have many fresh ideas, except to pop in a feisty little swashbuckling weasel named Buck (Simon Pegg voicing) modeled on Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean—and to have John Leguizamo’s spazzy sloth Sid go papa-mama-mad at the parenthood of woolly mammoths Manny (Ray Romano) and Ellie (Queen Latifah) and run paternally amok, eggnapping three T. Rex eggs, with predictably dire-dino results.
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Voynaristic
Review
Brüno
by
Kim Voynar
As Brüno, Cohen makes no attempt to soften the punches as he stares America's homophobia right in the face and dares it to blink first. While Brüno's completely outrageous and inappropriate in almost every conceivable way, there's nothing superfluous in the way he's refracting cultural mindsets and values back at us. And it's not a pretty sight.
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Voynaristic
The
Fame and Misfortune of Michael Jackson
by
Kim Voynar
Jackson hadn't been anything even vaguely resembling a normal person,
at least publicly, for many years. The plastic surgeries, the bizarre
marriages, the fabled Neverland ranch where he sought never to grow
up, and worst, the charges of pedophilia, haunted him to his grave.
"Wacko Jacko" was fair game for the tabloid press and talk shows,
and I have to wonder if any person who ever wrote a tabloid tale
about him or wrote a Jackson joke for a late-night talk show host
ever paused, even for a moment, to consider that there was a real,
hurting person underneath the horror mask celebrity had made of
him. I rather think not.
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MCN DVD Wrap
Spaceballs
I came away from watching the Blu-ray edition of Spaceballs thinking that it had probably hadn’t lost much in 22 years, and the intervening release of three tepid prequels to George Lucas’ original gem actually made the parody that much sharper. True, most of the gags have grown whiskers, but even the most obvious of them—Pizza the Hutt, the droid Dot Matrix—carried a warm nostalgic glow. It also was great to see the talents of SCTV vets John Candy and Rick Moranis used properly on the big screen.
Also
... Do the Right Thing, Jonas Brothers, Princess Protection Program,
Two Lovers, Education of Charlie Banks, and more ... .
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Wilmington
on DVDs
Two Lovers,
My Dinner with Andre, Do the Right Thing
by
Michael Wilmington
Phoenix's Leonard is a nebbish with soul, like the roles Nic Cage used to do before he got trapped in action movies (he should start doing more of his old specialty again), or that Woody Allen cornered in his prime. The movie itself reminds you of a story by Phillip Roth or Bernard Malamud, one of the great Jewish-American lit writers of the ‘60s. Michelle, in a way, is the shiksa goddess whom Roth or Allen‘s horny heroes are often chasing, and part of the movie’s fun and power is watching her searing, girlish sexiness and his exquisite suffering.
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Los
Angeles Film Festival 2009 Wrap
by Kim Voynar
The stars and
film fans were out in force for the 2009 Los Angeles Film Festival,
whose slate included indie fest circuit faves, arthouse foreign
fare and mainstream popcorn flicks. Fun at the fest ranged from
Johnny Depp and Christian Bale on
the red carpet for Public Enemies, to transforming
robots in summer tentpole Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,
to the anime brilliance of Hayao Miyazaki in the
Americanized version of Ponyo. Here's a wrap of
reviews of some of the diverse films from the fest.
DP/30
LA Film Festival Audience Award Winners |
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Shohreh Agdashloo
The Stoning of Soraya M. |
Jeffrey Levy-Hinte
Soul Power |
Frenzy
on the Wall
Vassup, Bruno
by Noah Forrest
There seems to be a lot more scripted action in this film than there was in Borat, rather than extended scenes of Bruno just talking to regular folks. But as in Borat, the film excels when Bruno is playing the interviewer. Whether he is confusing “hummus” and “Hamas” while interviewing an ex-Mossad agent and a Palestinian politician or he’s convincing Paula Abdul to sit on some Mexican…uh, “chairs,” the film really makes its most cogent points in these scenes.
And - Poland's Video Review of Brüno
DP/30
Weekend Showdown |
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Mark Boal/Kathryn Bigelow
The Hurt Locker |
Anne Fletcher
The Proposal |
Wilmington
on Movies
Transformers:
Revenge of theFallen,
My Sister's Keeper
... and more
by
Michael Wilmington
Bay is a director
whose name instantly summons up a whole film style or trend: his
thrillers are mechanically expert and emotionally somewhat vacant
and cliché-riddled, extremely violent yet cartoonish. I think
he’s talented and his readiness to collaborate on Criterion
editions of his movies shows he’s a bit of a buff. But I wish
he’d stop making so many movies like this one, and try more
films without a single physical fight and nary an explosion.
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It's
one of those occasions where they've managed to make a movie
so incredibly bad that it represents career lows for almost
everybody involved.
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Two-and-a-half-hours
of pummeling, lashing, transformation, goop, goo, fairy dust
in a tube sock, simulacra of human behavior. |
This
film, though, is two-and-a-half hours of special effects masturbation
that didn't need to be longer than 90 minutes, max. |
Voynaristic
Review
Public
Enemies
by
Kim Voynar
Is
Public Enemies (A) an astute exploration of the
mind and soul of one of the century's most notorious bank robbers;
(B) a Robin Hood tale about a legendary folk hero/outlaw; (C) a
good/evil story about an outlaw and the law man who brings him to
justice; or (D) None of the above?
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The
Ultimate DVD Geek
The
Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Criterion Collection
by
Doug Pratt
"It's an interesting thing, shooting a movie with septua and
octogenarians as extras because, you know, extras, normally, from
the standpoint of the production team, do not engender a lot of
sympathy. In fact, a lot of times they're sort of considered to
be the most problematic department. It gave me a whole new take
on how difficult and confusing the process of making movies is,
to people who have never read the script and have no idea what it
is you're trying to do. These are people who are very frail. It's
like you don't kind of realize how frail somebody who's seventy-eight
is until they have to stand up and hold a glass of lemonade for
13 hours and be in continuity. So, I have a newfound respect for
extras."
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Updated: 9:08 pm
Diller Disinvites A Quarter Of Evite's Employees
M. Phillips Considers The Public Enemies HiDef Palette
Ken Roberts, 99, Father Of Tony, Voiceover Announcer; Heard In Radio Days
IndieWire Inquires About IndiePix Exodus
"Who is Nimród Antal?"
Is Jean-Jacques Beineix The Rodney Dangerfield Of Gallic Auteurs?
Universal Lands Film Rights To "Asteroids" Arcade Game, Which Has Neither Characters Nor Story; Joins "Candyland" And "Battleship" On Studio's Slate
Trailering Peter Billingsley's Couples Retreat
Washington Post Attempted To Sell Lobbyists Access To Obama Officials And Their Editorial Staff In The Publisher's Home For A Cool $25,000 A Pop
Amazon Gets Longer Windows For Some Indie Pics Than Other VOD Suppliers
Kim Morgan Considers Malden In Baby Doll
Agnès Varda Goes To The Beaches
Trailering Planet 51
Shi Pei Pu, The Real M. Butterfly, Was 70
Tracking Searchlight's Marketing Challenges For (500) Days Of Summer
Why Are Vampires So Bloody Popular Today? The Times Inquires
"People are dropping every day, unfortunately. We want completion, we want to have the tragedy be finished. To put it into three-ness is to complete it."
Deciphering The Ever-Popular Celebrities-Known-In-The-U.S. Die-In-Threes Canard
Fred Travalena And His Impersonations Of Clinton, Pesci, DeNiro, 150 Others, Were 66
VNU Media, Owner Of H'wd Reporter, Billboard And Nielsen, Halves Huge Debt With Creditors
Trailers du
Jour
The
Informant!
Daybreakers
Amelia
The
Invention Of Lying

Here
Comes "Noir City: Chicago"
New FCC Commish Wants $7 Billion Of Stimulus Dosh To Kickstart Broadband Internet Expansion
"Vibe was an arbiter of taste, a clubhouse where people could gawk, preen and dis, knowing that everyone they cared about would see it."
David Carr Rues Another Magazine Demise
"Mann is particular about the way he presents Dillinger and Billie. He sees him and her. Not them. They are never a couple. They are their needs. She needs to be protected, because she is so vulnerable. He needs someone to protect, in order to affirm his invincibility."
Ebert On The Epic Intimacy Of Public Enemies
And - "A really expensive mumblecore movie with ADR and guns."
Hurricane Karina Doesn't Mean That As A Compliment
Mollie Sugden, 86, Mrs. Slocombe In "Are You Being Served?"
With - A Video Tribute
Plus - Always Concerned About Her "Pussy"
What Canuck Pics They're Watching On Canada Day Up There
"TMZ is now the hottest Hollywood celebrity gossip website on the planet. So hot, in fact, that when it broke the news of Michael Jackson’s death, its world exclusive popped up online 6 minutes before he actually died."
NYC Runs Out Of Film Credit Money
Tilda Swinton's 37-Ton Screen Machine UK's First Traveling Cinema
Harv Presnell, 75, Booming Baritone Was In Paint Your Wagon, Fargo
Karl Malden, 97, Leaves Home Without It
Publisher Gannett To Fire Up To 2,000 At Papers Around The Country
In Five U.S. Cinemas, Some Harry Potter Seats Will Move In Sync To On-Screen Action
People Morphs The Many Masks Of Michael Jackson's Lifetime In 30 Seconds
Big Cieper Canvasses Moneyball Spin, Including The All-Important MLB Copyright And Trademark Approvals; Cites Che, With A Cost The Size Of Canceled Film As "Low Budget"
Anne-T Sez Soderbergh And Mann Too Smart
While - Kim Masters Guns For Mann's Career With Cites From Several Unnamed Execs
Baumbach And Shawn Talk Andre
Mann's Zen Noir, Pt. I
Michael Wood Mulls North By Northwest
On The Polemics Of Docs On Food
When Neighbors Of L.A. High Schools Tire Of Location Shoots
Paramount Opens Shanghai Outpost
Elliot Goldenthal On Scoring Public Enemies
Beijing May Be Opening Up To Taiwanese Film And Filmmakers
Annals Of Old Media
Washington Post Gives Props To TMZ For Being De Facto Source They'll Trust The Next Time They Post Any Old Thing Since Their Initial Michael Jackson Scoop Turned Out To Be True
Trailering Soderbergh-Damon's The Informant!, Looking Only Slightly! Like Schizopolis
Telluride Will Celebrate Manny Farber
"Diane
Keaton has been rushed to hospital after hurting herself during
a sumo wrestling match."
Beat
That Lede
Glasgow Lifts 29-Year-Old Ban On Life Of Brian
AMC TV Buys 2 Movie Sites
Spin Magazine Fires Six
Earlier - Vibe
Harshed
Tom Waits On Playing The Devil His Way
After Six Years And Two Berths, David Hudson's "Daily" Aggregration Takes A Break
FT Reports Paramount In "Home Entertainment" Merger Talks
Earlier - Melrose Ave Lops Some Off Mountaintop, Including Head Of Physical Production Kacandes, Senior Prod VPs Cosgrove and Levine, Casting Head Levin, Vantage Poobah Stodel
And - Par Closing Book On NYC Lit Office
Trailering
Coco Before Chanel
Rick Kogan On The Death Of The Chicago Tribune Magazine
"A critic is basically an arrogant bastard who says 'this is good, this is bad' without necessarily being able to explain why."
Vaclev Havel Making Velvet Directorial Debut At 72
The Moviegoing Firmament Is Missing Stars The Summer
Internationally Trailering The New QT
Pina Bausch, 68, Neo-Expressionist German Dance Pioneer; Work Seen In Talk To Her; Subject Of Forthcoming 3-D Doc By Wenders
And - "She asked her dancers to express not just the purity of their bodily movements, but their inner vulnerabilites, sometimes anger. Her work Bausch was never less than a dangerous, and profoundly fulfilling, experience."
Plus - The Opening Of Talk To Her, With Bausch Choreography
Québec And Ontario Set Dueling Production Incentives
Perusing The Brüno Press Notes (spoilers)
12 Things Way Off Woody Allen's Radar
And - 10 Most Critic-Proof Movies Of All Time?
McSweeney's Great Moments In Cinema Ruined By Cookies
The Nutty Biographer, Shawn Levy, Doubts Jer Can Pull Off B'way Directorial Debut At 83
Clooney And Heslov's
Smokehouse Shingle Shuffling To Sony
Senator Smalley Goes To Washington
Ebert Had A Free-Range Childhood
Transformers Primes Exhib Stocks
"Vassup Sydney! Do you like my helmet?"
Brüno Stops Traffic Down Under For One Night In Shining Armor
"I'm
in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and
I still didn't know what was happening. So I think that if you haven't
read the script, and you go and see it and you understand it, you
may be a genius… This is a movie for geniuses."
Megan
Fox Susses Her Demo
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