The Reeler by S.T. Vanairsdale I do watch a lot of movies, however, which is why I feel comfortable assessing the Beastie Boys' Awesome: I Fuckin' Shot That! as possibly the greatest concert film ever made.

The Hot Blog by David Poland How can you rebel against a generation that grew up smoking pot and getting laid? Tattoos, random oral sex, and more realistic movies about killing people.

Movie City Indie by Ray Pride "..it's a Cronenberg movie, and they think that's a serious thing. But I've never made a movie that's not funny. They're all funny."

Digital Drezka by Gary Dretzka The controversy over release “windows” is intense, but little fuss is made over the TV-to-DVD phenomenon, which requires the nearly instantaneous exploitation of inventory.

The Ultimate DVD Geek
Welcome To The Monkey House
by Doug Pratt

A good hour of King Kong, and maybe even more, does not belong in the theatrical release of what should have been a brisk, spectacular romp. Even some of the elaborate special effects sequences, such as the dinosaur stampede, could go and not be missed, and there are entire subplots involving secondary characters that could easily be excised. But that was the theatrical release. The King Kong DVD, on the other hand, is a thrilling achievement, and with the ability to hit the 'Pause' button whenever you wish, in order to take an intermission or move from the couch to the recliner, the 2005 production is a gripping, pulse-pounding way to lose an afternoon.

Gross Behavior
The Audience Is Listning...
by Leonard Klady

In theory at least there's an ideal, hip crowd out there that shares the same cinematic sensibility that have informed your likes and peeves on the big screen.

Of course the reality is generally quite different. Though composed of a not necessarily homogeneous quilt of individuals, the crowd experience can turn us into a single voice. It can also be an entirely surreal experience as the peripheral sounds of hysterical laughter or a sea of sobs leaves you with the somewhat perplexing question about why you aren't sharing the prevailing emotions in the theater.

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Digital Drezka
If The Seat Fits ...
by Gary Dretzka

Apparently, the shift toward larger seats began at approximately the same time that exhibitors finally acknowledged – duh — that their shoebox-sized auditoriums, with small screens, paper-thin walls, sticky floors, pre-fab popcorn and crappy sightlines, actually were a major factor in the abandonment of multiplexes by discerning viewers. By the late-’80s and early-’90s, the downturn had reached crisis proportions. Something drastic had to be done.

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The Return Of The Hot Button
Cache
by David Poland

Michael Haneke is full of s**t.

Let me try again. Michael Haneke seems to have offered the press a rather clear explanation of the emotional text of his film and the critics, in particular, seem to have taken it way, way, way beyond the simple offering he made.

Cache (Hidden) is well made, well acted, and well worthy of a viewing. But it is also the most overpraised, underanalyzed movie of 2005.

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Digital Nation
Stoned
by Gary Dretzka

“If ever a man genuinely lived the rock and roll life and naturally characterized the Rolling Stones in every way -- long before the five of us assumed a style -- it was Brian Jones,” wrote Stones’ bassist Bill Wyman, in his book, “Stone Alone.” “The band would not have existed without him … many attitudes and sounds of the ’60 were developed from Brian's style and determination. … He was the archetypal middle-class kid screaming to break away from his background, bumming around in dead-end jobs before finally finding his niche.

Voices
Is V For Vendetta A Drag?
by Larry Gross

V is about the gayest superhero of all time.

I mean, he makes Batman look like Tarzan by comparison. An outcast who cannot be himself in the ultimate ways, he is at the same time a dedicated gourmand, lover of 40's torch songs, a great dancer, an unrepentant high culture aesthete, an exceptional interior decorator and an enthusiast of 1930s black-and-white period-costume tear-jerking swash bucklers - and maybe he's just tomorrow's with-it metro sexual, but given his lack of nostalgia for nuclear family or lost love, and given that he can only warm up physically to Natalie when she's bald, it would seem to me that, well ... you get where this is going.

Discuss It On The Blog
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MCN DVD Wrap-Up
Chicken Little

This time, the world's most famous alarmist is joined by pals Ugly Duckling (Joan Cusack), Runt of the Litter (Steve Zahn) and Fish Out of Water. The CGI feature isn't up to usual Disney standards, but younger children should find it enjoyable, as will the interactive bonus features.

The Chicken Rap
The Trading Cards

Plus: The Busby Berkeley Collection, Buster Keaton: 65th Anniversary Collection, Bukowski: Born Into This, Capote, Chicken Little, David and Bathsheba, A History of Violence, Huff, A League of Ordinary Gentlemen, Loggerheads,Over There, Paul Mooney's Analyzing White America, Remember the Titans, Show Me, South Park, Stalag 17, The Ten Commandments, The Thing Called Love, Through the Fire, Townes Van Zandt, The White Shadow, The Year of the Yao, The Young Riders

Updated throughout the day
Updated: 6:51 pm

Our Ms Crabtree May Be Pulling Our Legs A Day Early With This The Simpsons: The Movie Trailer Report, Dated April 1

A Breakthrough For Getting Endless Publicity For A Movie That Wouldn't Have Gotten A New York Times Review Six Months Ago And Will Likely Be Forgotten Six Minutes From... Now!

Do Not Ask For Whom The Bong Tolls...
Playboy Mansion Benefit For Pot Legalization Warns That Pot Smoking Won't Be Tolerated In The Grotto Or Any Other Orifice

Don't They Have Enough Cells For Holding People Uncharged For Free Speech?
Chinese Government Releases AIDS Activist Who Was Held Without Charges, Jails Filmmaker Who Was Held Without Charges

Slither Director James Gunn Offers A Top Five On Why His Movie Is Different Than Sharon Stone
5) SLITHER is well-groomed “down there.”

Peter Howell On The Mounting Difficulties Of Being A Film Snob

Timothy Spall Gives Life To Britain's Most Prolific Executioner

The Lioness (Vanessa Redgrave) In Winter

Queer As Clownfolks?
South Korea's Brokeback Mountain

An Interesting DVR Development As Cable Providers Offer Remote DVR, Which Would Allow The Cable Subscriber A Virtually Unlimited DVR Capacity On The Cable Co's Server... The Question Is, Might A Remote DVR Lead To More Control Instead Of Less?

The Softer Side Of Johnny Depp Writes About The Softer Side Of Tim Burton And Willy Wonka, Too

In The Ongoing Effort By Universal To Do The Right Thing And To Not Be Accused Of Capitalizing Financially On A Recent Domestic Tragedy, 10% Of The First Weekend Gross Of United 93 To Go To Family Organized Memorial To The Passengers
More Thoughts On, And A Discussion Of, The Situation

SAG First Organization To Set 2007 Awards Date

A Bit Of A Bitch Fest Ensues
The Man Pushed By NYT For Pulitzer... Brilliant Alt Media Crossover Queen Up For Old Media's Most Valued Prize, Critics Not Published In The Top 12 Newspapers Need Not Apply (Note: The Story Incorrectly Denies Stephen Hunter His Pulitzer Win.)

An Important World Documentarian Who You Probably Have Never Heard Of Before

Chris Kelly Argues The Genius Of Short Attention Span Horror Porn
"The teenagers are getting it -- and embracing perhaps the only movies around that dare to speak to larger social concerns and anxieties, especially about the often-faceless, unfathomably evil villains we must contend with in the aftermath of Sept. 11."

Will The LA Times (And The Internet) End Up Pushing The Tribune Company Out Of The Newspaper Business?

Headline Is "Harrison Ford Hates Internet," But Story Is How The Internet Has Changed The Realities Of Stardom

Corporate Censorship, America's Dominant Mode Of Censorship, Hits Magazine Printing The Riotous Mohammed Cartoons

The Question Isn't Whether The Case Is A Winner, The Question Is Why Paramount Would Let A Guy With Burns On 60% Of His Body Take Them To Court Over MI:3 A Month Before Release Instead of Settling

John Hurt, Shooting Dogs
"There were outbreaks of hysteria on set on a daily basis. People we were working with would break down, it was often too much."

Whipp-ing Sequels That Suck

Gregg Goldstein On Alternative Distribution Models

Buy Black Hawk Down On DVD ... Again, For The Fourth Time

United 93 Will Open The Film Festival Founded To Help The 9/11 Recovery

Remember 1963?
Charlie Babbit Is Born, Mike Myers Kills His Sister, Henry Hill Buries Billy Batts, And Jack & Ennis Del Mar Meet

Phil Hall Looks At Cutting Room Floor Performances, From Costner To Reagan

Erick Schonfeld Says Time-Warner Can Be Fixed
1. Dump Cable
2. De-Emphasize Borders Between Products
3. Build For Niches
4. Don't Sweat Copyright
5. Let The Audience Into Your Library

Regal CEO Says The Idea That Studios Will Shorten The Window Further Is "Hype"

Stan Lee Sells His Old Mercedes On eBay... How Much More Is A Geek Celebrity Car Worth?
Q: Does the old guy come with the car? I could really use a butler
A: I hope you're just kidding. Stan Lee is 83 years young and his favorite and only passion is writing great superhero stories.

Cinematical Spears The Myth Of The Brando Test for Rebel
Earlier - Brando's Rebel Without A Cause Screentest Arrives With New DVD

Harvey Fierstein Takes You Into The Vegas Version Of Hairspray, From The 90 Minute Running Time To The Theater Cupholders

Winterbottom & Steve Coogan Teaming Up Again For A Comic Drama Tha Hope To Be As Relevant As Winterbottom's New Doc

The Devil & Daniel Johnston From A Music Critic's View

Friday's Memorabilia Auction Featuring Star Trek, Alien, Rocketeer, Batman & Lots Of Art

Ang Lee Picks Up The GLAAD Award For Brokeback Mountain
"the very last award I will accept for Brokeback Mountain...And to end the journey here tonight is like coming home."

David Thomson On Why Lumet's Find Me Guilty Aligns With Our "Addled Morality"

It's Hard Out Here For A Censor

Rea On The Philly Film Fest

McTeigue Down Under On A Vendetta

Glickman Goes To Russia

Patrick Goldstein Wants His Technology And He Wants It Now!
And - Why He Just Doesn't Get It

Salon Looks At Critics

Talking Daniel Johnston & The Devil With Jeff Feuerzeig

Dark Shadows Creator Dan Curtis Passes Away At 78, Just Four Months After A Diagnosis Of Brain Cancer

Steven Soderbergh Sticks To His Guns As A Cutting Edge Filmmaker/Distributor, Will Make Ocean's Thirteen For $3.8 Million And Release It On DVD, PPV, iPod, Airlines, Sat Radio, Peep Shows, Mall Kiosks, Kaleidoscopes, And 4 Theaters Simultaneously (Just Kidding)

City Of Angels/City Of Lights Festival About To Be Unleashed On Los Angeles

Toronto Goes To The Bahamas To See If James Bond Will Survive His Most Aggressive Nemisis Yet... The Media

Shooting Dogs Opens In Kigali, Stirs Memories Of The Rwandan Genocide