February
7, 2003
Chap
Taylor's Response To Bill Goldman
Goldman's Variety Article
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I'm
a churchgoin' fella, but I must have been absent the Sunday morning
God appointed William Goldman the Lord High Protector of Academy
Morals...
My name is Chap
Taylor. I'm using my real name because I intend to write some harsh
things and I don't intend to do so hidden behind a pseudonym. I'm a
screenwriter. I co-wrote a movie called Changing Lanes which
Paramount released last year. The reason I mention this is, like that
movie or not, I'd like to establish that I know at least a little about
the movie business.
First off, I want
to say that Gangs of New York is a bad movie. Period. Like most
people, I have very much enjoyed and appreciated Martin Scorsese's
films through the years. I am also a New Yorker with an interest in
the criminal and social history covered by Gangs. I have read Asbury's
book several times. My office is two blocks from Old St. Patrick's Cathedral
(the church whose construction was portrayed in the film). In other
words, I was looking forward to Gangs with great anticipation and was,
therefore, greatly disappointed.
Secondly, I agree
with Mr. Goldman's contention that Miramax has done more to sink the
Oscar race into a cesspool of media whoredom than all the other studios
combined. In fairness, Harvey Weinstein did not invent Oscar
campaigning. He is, however, its most vicious and effective participant.
He has made a significant personal contribution to the transformation
of the Oscar race from an exercise in the personal egos of movie folk
into an all-out war for social validation, fought by highly-paid consultants
across the pages of every glossy magazine and Internet site in the Universe.
I can't disagree that giving Roberto Benigni an Academy Award
for acting like an organ grinder's monkey is reprehensible. But for
me, the nadir of Oscar manipulation was the night Mr. Weinstein stole
the Best Picture Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. I very much
enjoyed Shakespeare in Love but there was more art in five minutes
of Private Ryan than in all of Shakespeare, Gwyneth Paltrow's
breasts included. For me (and I believe for many others) that was the
moment when we realized the Emperor was not only naked, he was willing
to peddle his ass to anyone with a warm smile, a goody bag and fifty
cents toward the cab ride home.
Having said all
that, WHETHER MARTIN SCORSESE WINS AN OSCAR OR NOT IS NONE OF
GOLDMAN'S GODDAMN BUSINESS.
An Academy Award
is many things. It is certainly the pinnacle of achievement and recognition
in the film industry. It also possesses a irresistible glamor and an
unmatched universal attraction. Winning an Oscar is one of the few things,
like being President or heavyweight champion of the world, that everyone
has fantasized about at least once in their life. I certainly have.
But mostly, the Academy Award is a fickle and unpredictable bitch who
gives herself to the worthy and unworthy with equal vigor.
Anyone who thinks
that the winner of an Academy Award is the "best" of that
particular category is an idiot. Sometimes they are. Sometimes they
aren't. Also, and this is a critically important point for the discussion
at hand, the Academy Awards often reward deserving individuals for undeserving
films. Should Paul Newman have won an Oscar for The Color
of Money? Should Al Pacino have won an Oscar for Scent
of a Woman? Probably not. Are they giving them back? Not on your
life, pally. Do they feel that their honor is somehow diminished for
having won an Oscar for the "wrong" film? I don't know. My
gut feeling is that giving prizes for art is such a subjective business
that they are all just grateful for having been recognized. Mr. Scorsese
clearly wants an Academy Award. Whether he wants one for personal validation
or because he believes it will enable him to keep making films, I couldn't
say. But he goddamn sure wants one or he wouldn't be out on the campaign
trail, shaking hands and kissing babies. Would he have preferred to
have won for Raging Bull or Goodfellas or Taxi Driver
or Mean Streets or The Last Temptation of Christ?
Probably. Will he give it back if he wins? Not on your life, pally...
Mr. Goldman is arguably
the best known and certainly one of the most respected screenwriters
in the business. But in recent years he has held himself out to be some
kind of self-appointed elder statesman of the film business. He has
written some very good movies. He has two Academy Awards. He also wrote
The General's Daughter.
I am not a member
of the Academy. Mr. Goldman, I presume, is. If he believes that Roman
Polanski, for instance, is more deserving of an Academy Award, he
should vote his conscience. But to use his semi-celebrity status to
intentionally damage another man's chances of winning an Oscar is an
ugly thing. When the individual in question gave us three of the AFI's
100 Best American Movies of All Time, it's unforgivable. It is exactly
the kind of manipulation of Academy voters that he apparently intends
to decry. And that, sports fans, makes him a hypocrite.
I've never written
to a Web site before. I'll leave it in your hands whether you can use
this or how it should be edited. All I ask is that if you do use it,
you do so with my name attached. I don't believe in slagging a guy unless
I'm willing to do so under my own name.
Chap
Taylor