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Posted Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 - 24 Comments »

How Did Bravo Get These Movie Stars To Star In Their New Hair Styling Reality Show?

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24 Responses to “How Did Bravo Get These Movie Stars To Star In Their New Hair Styling Reality Show?”

  1. SamLowry says:
    January 31, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    I’m guessing there was some Photoshopping in this because that guy on the left has a reaaally tall cranium.

  2. JS Partisan says:
    January 31, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    The photoshop used in this poster is so freaking scary, that it’s hilarious they put it out.

  3. LexG says:
    January 31, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    LOOK AT HER.

  4. LexG says:
    January 31, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    I have a great joke that Poland is GUARANTEED to delete.

    About that not being what I’d want to blow on her tits.

    ZING. Can I get a HEY-OOOOO on that one, JS?

  5. SamLowry says:
    January 31, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Dandelions?

  6. waterbucket says:
    February 1, 2012 at 4:56 am

    MTV: We heard that Justin Bieber wants to do a FEAR remake. How does that sit with you?

    Reese Witherspoon: Great, that’d be cool. Would he be playing me or is he playing Mark Wahlberg??

    – Reese Witherspoon 1, Justin Bieber 0

  7. Edward Wilson says:
    February 1, 2012 at 6:14 am

    Jules and Jim for the millennials…

  8. anghus says:
    February 1, 2012 at 9:17 am

    I was curious until I saw this

    DIRECTED BY MCG.

    That’s a pass.

  9. Krillian says:
    February 1, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Really hoping Reese says “You’re either in, or you’re out” at some point.

  10. Edward says:
    February 1, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Must be nice for Reese to be lusted after by two younger men…

  11. LexG says:
    February 1, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Fucking Poland deleted my awesome joke, just as I said he would.

  12. yancyskancy says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Edward: Technically you’re right, but she’s only older than Hardy by about a year and half; three years older than Pratt. Not exactly May/December.

    Lex, I still see your joke up there, unless you’re referring to another one.

    I had never seen Tom Hardy smile until I saw an ad for that series THE TAKE that was running on Starz recently. I thought that one giant tooth of his was a make-up choice for that character, but I think I spotted it again in the trailer for THIS MEANS WAR. Anyone else notice this before? (I haven’t seen BRONSON, TINKER TAILOR or much else; don’t recall noticing in INCEPTION).

  13. LexG says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Pine is starting to look like his old man from CHIPS.

    Did that guy have Chris P when he was like 60? I remember Pine Sr being like 70 on CHIPS 30-plus years ago, but Chris was born in 1980.

  14. Paul D/Stella says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Jesus H Pine’s head is like 3 feet long.

  15. David Poland says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:48 am

    I haven’t deleted anything, Lex.

    And the only work I did on the photo was to add the blow dryers. Chris Pine’s head is not my doing.

  16. Paul D/Stella says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:50 am

    I didn’t think it was DP. That is one massive melon.

  17. JS Partisan says:
    February 1, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Lex, fuck yeah, you get a HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for that joke. Tremendous sir. Tremendous.

  18. Krillian says:
    February 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Hey, Lex, Robert Pine was younger than you when he started on CHiPS.

    Step away from the ledge.

  19. Gus says:
    February 2, 2012 at 8:23 am

    I came here to say LOOK AT HER. Lex rightly beat me to it. Still:

    LOOK AT HER.

    Best Reese look in YEARS. BOW.

  20. cadavra says:
    February 2, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    You wanna talk foreheads, how about Elizabeth Reaser? Girlfriend looks like she’s from Metaluna.

  21. yancyskancy says:
    February 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Metaluna — Is that where Christina Ricci is queen?

  22. Joe Straatmann says:
    February 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    “What size skulldome do you wear?”

  23. Rebecca Wang says:
    February 3, 2012 at 5:33 am

    for real? I must admit, Reese looks fabulous!

  24. SamLowry says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Wait, so you’re all suggesting it’s Reese Witherspoon in that picture? Because this seems fashion-related, I just assumed it was Claudia Schiffer.

    If that really is Reese, then she’s pulled a Jennifer Grey, to toss in another Bueller reference, by subjecting herself to such startling alteration that she’s unrecognizable.

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