By David Poland email@example.com
LIVE WATCHING THE OSCARS!!!
You know, I love you all. But I’m pretty sure you can handle this. You’ve watched TV before and I believe you can get through this show without me.
If I am really stunned, maybe I’ll fire up the iPhone and tweet something, but probably not.
I think I’ll consider what I have seen and write something when I feel I have a little perspective. Old fashioned, but well… it was good enough for Abe Lincoln.
Feel free to use this entry as a place to chat amongst yourselves while I am doing pretty much what most of you are doing… sitting in front of a TV with friends, eating some comfort food, making fun of the bad dresses, not talking too much in front of my beautiful wife when some girl looks incredibly hot, praying for someone to do something (ANYTHING!) spontaneous, discussing the strategic methodology and spending habits of various studios (well, that may not be what all of you do) and hoping that Franco lights up a joint on camera as they pass the 3 hour mark.
See you on the other side…