By David Poland firstname.lastname@example.org
Starship Troopers Without The Subtext?
Breznican gets on the buzz box about GI Joe in USA Today…
But word around the studio is that the movie is so incredibly bad that it may be a comic delight, worthy of multiple viewings from those who hate it the most. Really. The kind of film that will end up as a Midnight Movie and have friends doing shots everything some catch phrase is uttered or a machine does something only possible via CG magic.
And really, wouldn’t it be fun to have a movie that bad to enjoy? An unintentional Eight Legged Freaks? Lake Placid with Betty White and Oliver Platt playing it straight. Rachel Nichols icing Sienna Miller’s figurative PG nipples and then jumping into that pool, smashing herself into the water, over and over, until Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s cobra rises.
Let’s HOPE it’s that bad. Really, Can’t take another Mummy 3… I just can’t.