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By Kim Voynar

Dearly Departed

Wow, Amazon really does sell everything. If you’re in the market for a new coffin (or you’ve just seen a crappy film and are pondering burying the director) and don’t want to spend a lot, given the economy, this may be for you.
The reviews on this are priceless. An excerpt:

I’ve easily spent ten times this much on a coffin that ended up being not even half as comfortable. I may be dead, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be picky about the conditions in which I lay. I find this all wood coffin kit is really classy and yet understated. Occasionally, this bad boy gets me some hot looks from the dead chicks who see me laying in it.

One Response to “Dearly Departed”

  1. bunnybeth says:

    What a hoot!

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