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Worth 1000's Renaissance Star Wars Contest

Jabba the VIII
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5 Responses to “Worth 1000's Renaissance Star Wars Contest”

  1. Blackcloud says:

    The Jabba VIII one is so spot on.

  2. seymourgrant says:

    Is this what Wells means when he talks about Jabbas?

  3. L.B. says:

    No. When Wells talks of Jabbas he’s referring to his apocalyptic self-regard/hatred that threatens to consume all who come near its event horizon.
    It just happens to have the same name as a STAR WARS character.

  4. EthanG says:

    These are a great reminder of what makes Star Wars so unique…unlike the god-AWEFUL commercials for Star Wars: Clone Wars. The spots for that movie…ugh, the animation for Doogal and Hoodwinked looked better.

  5. Blackcloud says:

    Not sure I’ve seen any commercials for Clone Wars. I thought the trailers have looked good, especially the one before Wall*E. But that was in digital.

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