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Posted Monday, February 25th, 2008 - 23 Comments »

Lunch With… The Oscar Winners

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Javier Bardem
Marion Cotillard
Tilda Swinton
Alex Gibney

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23 Responses to “Lunch With… The Oscar Winners”

  1. IOIOIOI says:
    February 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    These four people contributed to the lowest rated Oscars in history. Let us all honour them with a resounding; “THE MID-WEST THINKS THIS SUCKS! THE MID-WEST THINKS THIS SUCKS! THE MID-WEST THINKS THIS SUCKS!” When quality means less than quanity. Someone out there better figure out a way to get the people interested in this award show again.

  2. KamikazeCamelV2.0 says:
    February 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Jesus Christ, stop typing everything as if you’re screaming! You’ll pop a vein soon enough with the amount of anger you seem to have inside you.

  3. IOIOIOI says:
    February 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Camel; you really do not know jack and shit about. Nor do you seem to get that it’s satire. You silly silly little freakin man. That’s the thing with you people. You are seemingly are that serious, and I really could care less about being as serious as you. So go outside, breathe in that Summer air, and enjoy living in Australia.

  4. IOIOIOI says:
    February 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Good lord. I really needed to proof read that freakin paragraph. Let me sum up: I am being silly, you guys are seldom silly, and Australia is a rather pretty place. There you go.

  5. LexG says:
    February 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    IO, good advice for Kamikaze; Dude seriously needs to step away from the keyboard and enjoy the JINDABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYNE whatever the fuck that is once in a while. Homeboy plays the same NO CAPS, NO CAPS shit with me, AS IF THE INTERNET is fucking REAL or something.
    I type in caps for emphasis or to be funny or for satirical reasons. Anyone who’s really that NET-DRENCHED that the sight of CAPTIAL LETTERS makes them squirm is truly an edgeless douchebag.
    Maybe you can use some UP AND DOWN arrows before and after your posts and make him dizzy.
    IT’S THE INTERNET, DOUCHE, NOT REAL LIFE. Capital letters and just capital letters.
    Now get outs the house, Gallipoli-boy.

  6. LexG says:
    February 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    I have a deadly serious question for Poland that I KNOW homeboy will never fucking answer.
    After you interview these hot celeb chicks, do you go home and punch the clown?
    I probably would, and I gotta figure Poland’s even more fameworshippy than I.

  7. jeffmcm says:
    February 25, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    The mistake you guys make is not being funny.

  8. LexG says:
    February 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    JEFF KING OF FUCKING HUMOR MCM.
    Who’s always so reliably hilarious.
    I’ve performed at:
    Comedy Store
    Laugh Factory
    M Bar
    The open mic night at the laundromat in Silverlake
    Brewco
    Amagi
    LA Connection
    LA Cabaret
    various coffesshouse
    where’s your comedy resume, McDouche?

  9. jeffmcm says:
    February 25, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    And did you get invited back to any of these?

  10. LexG says:
    February 25, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    OPEN MIC, BABY
    Every week. Well, not anymore. I quite standup in 05. Comedy is lame anyway.
    I wanted to be CRUISE, not Ray Romano.

  11. Noah says:
    February 26, 2008 at 12:26 am

    This thread makes me sad.

  12. IOIOIOI says:
    February 26, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Noah… you just need to relax, lean back, and think of a Deschanel sister.

  13. swordandpen says:
    February 26, 2008 at 5:29 am

    To quote Rip Torn from “Dodgeball”, reading this thread is like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob.
    Nothing more pathetic than unfunny people who think they are funny.

  14. KamikazeCamelV2.0 says:
    February 26, 2008 at 6:40 am

    IO and LexG the type of humour to claim to be fluent in doesn’t translate when written. And you’ve been doing the saaame schtick (“being silly”) for far too long and every single thing you type is done the same way.
    LexG, did you mean the film Jindabyne? Because if you did, maybe you should actually go hire it out and watch it instead of being ignorant about it. Oh, and “Gallipoli-boy”? Can I call you “Pearl Harbor-boy”? Or what about “Iwo Jima-boy”? Or any other hilarious war-themed nicknames? Christ…

  15. christian says:
    February 26, 2008 at 10:48 am

    People who still use the word “douchebag” as a taunt are in fact, douchebags.
    Okay, next up at Buzz Coffee we have…LEXG!!!!!!!

  16. LexG says:
    February 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

    “Hire.”
    Christian, anyone who doesn’t like Big Brother or Paris Hilton is a straight-up megadouche, so bone out.

  17. christian says:
    February 26, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Thanks Lex, I’m going to use that as my standard goodbye from now on.
    “See you later, Christian.”
    “Bone out.”

  18. Cadavra says:
    February 26, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Well, the reason……oh, fuck it. You whiny-ass children aren’t worth responding to.

  19. THX5334 says:
    February 26, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Paris Hilton?? QUEEN OF THE VALTREX CLUB???
    Are you serious???
    Lex, put down the fucking bottle right now.
    God, I think with your Paul Walker fascination and Paris Hilton fantasies, you must be 14. Seriously.
    Or at least still a virgin.
    Any guy that’s been laid knows he can shoot better than Paris.
    Go fuck her Lex, anybody can. And then enjoy the itchies for the rest of your life…
    God, go to a meeting, go take a class at Improv Olympic and then come back and try again.

  20. LexG says:
    February 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I’m 34, homes.
    And something tells me I don’t need “meetings” for my two-nights-a-week beer “habit.”
    Anyway, back on topic:
    Brolin OWNS.

  22. brack says:
    February 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Why are IO and LexG the only ones hip to “insult comedy?”

  23. THX5334 says:
    February 26, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    I’m not saying you’re an Alki Lex, but I am going to pull a JeffMCM and correct you on your definition of an Alcoholic.
    An Alcoholic as defined by AA is not determined by how OFTEN one drinks, but how they are when they drink.
    Meaning: You could drink 1 martini every day at 5pm, but if you never have a second, it’s hard to call you an Alcoholic.
    Conversely, you could drink once a year to a blackout.
    Which one is the Alcoholic?
    But I say there’s no fucking way you’re hitting it two nights a week if you’re hot for Paris and you think Paul Walker is a Pimp..
    You’ve got to be mainlining whiskey with that kind of judgement..
    Oh Lex, I’m playing. You’re one of my favorite reads here. Seriously, you’re only 34? Why do you cry like a little bitch all the time and act like you’ve got no talent and you’ve missed the window on a career as a performer?
    It ain’t the NFL bro.
    Now wipe your tears and go to Improv Olympic.
    Everybody out of that place is booking.
    And hey, they have a bar!!

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