GREAT News for Hot Blog Fans!!!
(The following came from a promotion house… a few minor edits are italicized)
HOSTILE: PART II -
UNRATED (HACK)’S CUT
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is gearing up to release the Unrated Director’s Cut of Hostile: Part II which (abuses) Lauren German, Bijou Phillips, and Heather Matarazzo onto DVD and Blu-ray. The “shocking(ly hateful)” sequel will be available to own on both formats as of October 23rd. Of course I could go into more detail as to the insane amount of extras this release boasts (like the Cat O’Nine Tails With Lube In The Handle and the How To book on stalking those teen bitches who won’t give you the time of day in history class), but I figure it would be best just to let you hear it from the (genius auteur’s) mouth himself.
ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:
ELI ROTH breaks down the HOSTILE: PART II DVD releases (with utter sincerity/contempt)
OHHH.. and don’t forget to brush up on your Slovakian!
Miami HEAT: HE WILL BURN YOUR ASS! BELIEVE IT!
jeffmcm will only be able to hold this DVD with one hand because the other–
forget it.
Don’t blame it on me buddy, DP was the troll this time.
Hey man… just trying to help a bro sell his joynt…
In all seriousness, it’s sad that the selling point on the DVD cover is “more VIOLENT” and “more BLOODY” than the original. As if liking the first film isn’t enough to convince the thugs to buy it.
Even I’m tired of beating this horse.
Well, Ive got mine on order.
It’s why I bought a blu-ray.
well, now we know what you’re mutilating…
Jeff; this horse is not even around the bend. If you build a torture-porn house. Be prepared for PAIN being brought to the torture-porn house. Yep. He’s not going to get that reference. So be it.
You are correct, guacamole breath.
Name that reference.
Dude; my reference actually represents a movie where Jeremy Piven gets thrown off a roof. Figure that out, chucklehutt.
I’ve got a corkscrew cock and I love to drill the bitches!
Made that one up myself.
“Eli Roth: Bringing David Poland and Nikki Finke closer in actually agreeing about something.”
I want to add, Eli should thank DP for the free publicity.
I’m impressed by certain people on this blog. I really am. They have an incredible ability to keep repeating the exact same joke over and over again long past it’s used by date. It shows incredible dedication on their part, I must say.
Running jokes into the ground, is how I roll. WOOOOOOOOOO!!! ELI ROTH! TORTURE PORN! JEFF TORTURE MAC! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nikki and I agree about many things. Our primary disagreement is about human beings should treat one another and what is honorable and honest vs. what is self-serving bullshit.
“Even I’m tired of beating this horse”
I believe that would be the Blu-Ray edition of ZOO
and Guacamole Breath is from E.T. (At least from the copy I bought in Utah)
I don’t recall seeing hcat in here before… but first time and SCORE! Nice.
If Roth wanted to stay true to his vision, why did he cut it to R? It’s about money, isn’t it?
Yeah, he’s just like those money-grubbing hacks Quentin Tarantino, Michael Mann, Terry Zwigoff, Jane Campion, Oliver Stone, and Judd Apatow, who have all released unrated cuts on DVD of movies that were R in theaters.