By David Poland firstname.lastname@example.org
GREAT News for Hot Blog Fans!!!
(The following came from a promotion house… a few minor edits are italicized)
HOSTILE: PART II -
UNRATED (HACK)’S CUT
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is gearing up to release the Unrated Director’s Cut of Hostile: Part II which (abuses) Lauren German, Bijou Phillips, and Heather Matarazzo onto DVD and Blu-ray. The “shocking(ly hateful)” sequel will be available to own on both formats as of October 23rd. Of course I could go into more detail as to the insane amount of extras this release boasts (like the Cat O’Nine Tails With Lube In The Handle and the How To book on stalking those teen bitches who won’t give you the time of day in history class), but I figure it would be best just to let you hear it from the (genius auteur’s) mouth himself.
ELI ROTH breaks down the HOSTILE: PART II DVD releases (with utter sincerity/contempt)
OHHH.. and don’t forget to brush up on your Slovakian!