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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

GREAT News for Hot Blog Fans!!!

(The following came from a promotion house… a few minor edits are italicized)
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HOSTILE: PART II –
UNRATED (HACK)’S CUT

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is gearing up to release the Unrated Director’s Cut of Hostile: Part II which (abuses) Lauren German, Bijou Phillips, and Heather Matarazzo onto DVD and Blu-ray. The “shocking(ly hateful)” sequel will be available to own on both formats as of October 23rd. Of course I could go into more detail as to the insane amount of extras this release boasts (like the Cat O’Nine Tails With Lube In The Handle and the How To book on stalking those teen bitches who won’t give you the time of day in history class), but I figure it would be best just to let you hear it from the (genius auteur’s) mouth himself.
ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:
ELI ROTH breaks down the HOSTILE: PART II DVD releases (with utter sincerity/contempt)
OHHH.. and don’t forget to brush up on your Slovakian!

20 Responses to “GREAT News for Hot Blog Fans!!!”

  1. IOIOIOI says:

    Miami HEAT: HE WILL BURN YOUR ASS! BELIEVE IT!

  2. lazarus says:

    jeffmcm will only be able to hold this DVD with one hand because the other–
    forget it.
    Don’t blame it on me buddy, DP was the troll this time.

  3. David Poland says:

    Hey man… just trying to help a bro sell his joynt…

  4. lazarus says:

    In all seriousness, it’s sad that the selling point on the DVD cover is “more VIOLENT” and “more BLOODY” than the original. As if liking the first film isn’t enough to convince the thugs to buy it.

  5. jeffmcm says:

    Even I’m tired of beating this horse.

  6. themutilator says:

    Well, Ive got mine on order.
    It’s why I bought a blu-ray.

  7. seenmyverite? says:

    well, now we know what you’re mutilating…

  8. IOIOIOI says:

    Jeff; this horse is not even around the bend. If you build a torture-porn house. Be prepared for PAIN being brought to the torture-porn house. Yep. He’s not going to get that reference. So be it.

  9. jeffmcm says:

    You are correct, guacamole breath.
    Name that reference.

  10. IOIOIOI says:

    Dude; my reference actually represents a movie where Jeremy Piven gets thrown off a roof. Figure that out, chucklehutt.

  11. Wrecktum says:

    I’ve got a corkscrew cock and I love to drill the bitches!
    Made that one up myself.

  12. EDouglas says:

    “Eli Roth: Bringing David Poland and Nikki Finke closer in actually agreeing about something.”

  13. jeffmcm says:

    I want to add, Eli should thank DP for the free publicity.

  14. I’m impressed by certain people on this blog. I really am. They have an incredible ability to keep repeating the exact same joke over and over again long past it’s used by date. It shows incredible dedication on their part, I must say.

  15. IOIOIOI says:

    Running jokes into the ground, is how I roll. WOOOOOOOOOO!!! ELI ROTH! TORTURE PORN! JEFF TORTURE MAC! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  16. David Poland says:

    Nikki and I agree about many things. Our primary disagreement is about human beings should treat one another and what is honorable and honest vs. what is self-serving bullshit.

  17. hcat says:

    “Even I’m tired of beating this horse”
    I believe that would be the Blu-Ray edition of ZOO
    and Guacamole Breath is from E.T. (At least from the copy I bought in Utah)

  18. David Poland says:

    I don’t recall seeing hcat in here before… but first time and SCORE! Nice.

  19. doug r says:

    If Roth wanted to stay true to his vision, why did he cut it to R? It’s about money, isn’t it?

  20. jeffmcm says:

    Yeah, he’s just like those money-grubbing hacks Quentin Tarantino, Michael Mann, Terry Zwigoff, Jane Campion, Oliver Stone, and Judd Apatow, who have all released unrated cuts on DVD of movies that were R in theaters.

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