
By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
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“I have to imagine from Mr. Spielberg’s point of view, the paradigm shift in the 1970s was just the new “normal,” a “halcyon era” from which we are straying in the 21st century–because theatrical exhibition is tenuous (as it has been since the 1940s), the home video market has dried up and people are watching pirated movies on their phone. Spielberg’s coming-of-age era was for him the halcyon period that the 21st century “implosion” will cause to go “crashing into the ground.” But he is wrong. The market for movies is actually diverse and highly segmented–although from the top-down movie industry vantage point and media punditry you would not think this to be true. Would we really mourn for Mr. Spielberg or ourselves if Lincoln would have been made for cable or had played on public television? Is it bad for humanity that cable television is creating wonderful, resonant stories in long-form series that people want to watch at home on TV (or streamed onto their computer)? I don’t think so, but it is a paradigm shift and it might affect people’s theatrical moviegoing habits. Televisions in people’s homes have had that effect for seven decades–it is not a new phenomenon. As Art House cinema impresarios we need to focus on what WE can do at our theaters and in our communities. It is not productive for us to fret over what pundits say or about what well-meaning filmmakers like the Stevens–Spielberg and Soderbergh–say. We should fret about what we can do in our communities. What we can do to support filmmakers.”
~ From A Response By Russ Collins, CEO, Michigan Theater – Ann Arbor And Director, Art House Convergence, To Mr. Spielberg
“Do not kick me under the table. I hate that. I don’t need you as my conscience, my Jewish Jiminy Cricket. Especially do not kick my boots. You know they protect my ankles. Richard Burton had great talent. He’s ruined his great gifts. He’s become a joke with a celebrity wife. Now he just works for money, does the worst shit. And I wasn’t rude. To quote Carl Laemmle, “I gave him an evasive answer. I told him, ‘Go fuck yourself.’ ” In his time, Sam Goldwyn was considered a classy producer because he never deliberately did anything that wasn’t his idea of the best quality goods. I respected him for that. He was an honest merchant. He may have made a bad picture, but he didn’t know it was a bad picture. And he was funny. He actually once said to me, in that high voice of his, “Orson, for you I’d write a blanket check.” He said, “With Warner Brothers, a verbal commitment isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” Gregg Toland, who shot so many Goldwyn pictures, told me that in Russia, if you didn’t see every actor’s face brilliantly, they had to go back and reshoot it. Sam was the same way. Whenever there wasn’t a bright light on a star’s face for 30 seconds, he went nuts: “I’m paying for that face! I want to see the actor!” Long shots, all right, but no shadows.”
~ Maverick Hollywood Reniassance Man Henry Jaglom Garners Alleged Table Talk From Orson Welles With His Trusty Recorder

Friends With Money is a great movie – it’s a shame they took it so wide so quickly. Now it’ll be gone within a couple weeks.
friends with money is a clueless piece of crap, what are you smoking?
too bad about Dreamz, looked like a decent flick but those are some poor opening #’s. Does this mean the American Idol audience isn’t interested in political sature?
Not a terrible opening, buy I figured with all the Jack Bauer love, The Sentinel would take the top spot. Oh well, looks like crap anyway. Clark Johnson remind anyone of Justin Lin?
Clark Johnson and Justin Lin are two different species of bad director. One is a career guy who worked his way up through the ranks, the other is a film student geek who had a flash in the pan. Johnson will probably have a long career in TV, Lin will probably never be seen again if Fast and the Furious 3 flops (but it’ll probably succeed enough to keep him around for another 5 years).
I think that’s two that didn’t screen from the top five. “Sentinel,” “Scary 4″ and “Ice Age” all screened
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Clark Johnson’s a perfectly serviceable director–both SWAT and The Sentinel were fine for what they were, and he’s done some fine TV directing as well as some nice acting.
The problem with Dreamz is that rather than aiming at a small target with a sighted rifle, Weitz is aiming at a barn’s side with buckshot. Effective pellets here and there, but no clear blows.
Clark Johnson is not a hack. Haven’t seen “The Sentinel” yet, but his work on “SWAT” was OK – and his work on “The Shield” borders on fantastic.
Um, so what’s the big deal with studios not screening? Only people who really want to see a movie (and probably wouldn’t care what a critic said anyway) go on opening night.
Film critics can get off their butts and go pay for a ticket (hmm… isn’t it journalistic ethics that says you shouldn’t accept free product of something you’re going to report about, anyway) Friday morning.
Hell, they can have reviews online (which is where most people get them from nowadays) same day (certainly thumbs up/down types anyway). Or in the paper by the next day.
Doesn’t seem to be such a bad development. Mainly it sounds like a bunch of people who had it really good complaining about not getting something served to them on a silver plate.
“I figured with all the Jack Bauer love” How many people watch 24, really? And then to wanna see a lesser version on the big screen?
Critics seeing movies they paid for is bad because they had to give up money so they will be even more negative towards it.
I personally don’t see the problem with not having movies screened because the ones that don’t get screened are usually awful anyway and while sometimes awful movies lead to funny reviews, I know I don’t sit down and read the reviews of every movie that’s out. I couldn’t care less about Benchwarmers and I doubt that many Rober Ebert readers do either, so why should the studio care?
On The Sentinal i meant to say lesser unaffiliated version. The 24 Movie will be different. That’s a brand.
I saw Silent Hill tonight and really enjoyed it. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but sense is the bane of too many genre movies. It’s also a movie that really loathes religious fundamentalists, but its director is also French, so there’s that going on too.
It is directed by Christopher Gans so not making sense was a given (i liked Brotherhood of the Wolf though)
It’s funny.. I hated American Dreamz, too, and as I watched it, I couldn’t figure out who would like it, if I didn’t… American Idol fans wouldn’t want to see their show mocked… Mandy Moore fans probably wouldn’t have much interest in political humor (as obvious as this stuff was)… but I still thought it would bring people in cause of Grant and Quaid and at least make $5-6 million. Great assessment, David, about Universal cutting their losses. (Although to me, it looked like they were trying a similar release as About A Boy, Love Actually, Bridget Jones, etc)
I’ve seen a couple of times when not screening helped generate a bizarrely positive review, often along the lines of “well, it’s not GOOD, but it’s not bad enough that it shouldn’t have screened. Hell, it’s better than .”
That said, none of the non-screener movies of recent vintage needed reviews to push them along. I’m assuming we’ll have at least a few non-screeners over the next few weeks (Stick It, RV, and American Haunting all have “no screener” potential.)
Actually, “Stick It” and “RV” have both ALREADY screened, so knock those off your list
As a critic, if something doesn’t screen and it’s review-worthy, I pay for a ticket and get reimbursed, so it’s not as if I’m out the money on a bad movie, just the time. (I’m in a small-metro market, too, so I would presume it’s the same thing when, say, the New York Times posts a review of “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” on Friday afternoon or Saturday morning.) IMO, look at the movies that opened without screenings: none is a major blockbuster. Hits by comparison to budget, yes, but nothing along the lines of, say, a project like “M:I3″ or “X3″ or “The Da Vinci Code.” I can understand a critic wanting to comment on what will be American moviegoers’ popular choices, but I can’t honestly believe any critic in America sincerely wept over the inability to review either “When A Stranger Calls” or “Underworld: Evolution” by opening day.
The blockbuster that started all of this was The Day After Tomorrow, which was hidden for most, though it did screen the day before release for a bunch of people… but intentionally avoided the alt weeklies and many smaller markets. It was easily the lease screened movie of its size ever.
For that matter, Benchwarmers is the first Columbia film not to screen. The rest were Screen Gems, which is a genre arm.
RV is a family film so it’d definitely be screens. It’s basically films that are predominantly targeted at teenagers.
I remember Miramax made critics unhappy when they made sure to screen “Scream 3″ at around Midnight on Thursday night.
Weird about “The Day After Tomorrow.” As I recall, there was a morning screening well in advance for print deadlines in St. Louis.
Actually, I thought it was “The Adventure of Pluto Nash” that started the non-screening policy. That was over a year before “Day After Tomorrow.”
And we can be eternally thankful.
“The Sentinel reminds us that Michael Douglas is still a star in this specific genre. The opening for the film will look a lot like the last three thriller openings for Douglas
Amen, sister. 24 has just been simply amazing this season. Whatever they’re feeding the writing staff, they should send a case of it to every feature-film writer in town.
ITA about Tv right now.
Every time I turn around someone is saying something like, “The Sopranos is the best show on tv,” or “The Wire is the best show on tv,” or “Lost is…” or “Battlestar Gallactica is…”
All I can say is, I’m not sure what’s the best, but it’s nice having a lot of quality and compelling storytelling to choose from (something I would have liked during the last two Oscar races).