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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

BLECH!!!

The new musical version of A Christmas Carol on NBC… that is what I see as the crap film that people who despise the film of The Phantom of the Opera seem to be talking about.  Banal, horrid lyrics with no wit and performers with no apparent soul, though most of them have proven to be of value in other venues in the past.

Where is the Albert Finney Scrooge when you need it???

4 Responses to “BLECH!!!”

  1. Pale Viewer says:

    Kelsey “In my defense, Niles is the only one who has ever seasoned his crepe pans” Grammer as Scrooge. Good God. Where is Bill Murray staplin’ antlers to a mouse when you need him?

  2. bicycle bob says:

    the people that are gonna trash phantom were gonna trash it no matter what. it could be the greatest film in history and they would trash it. personal resentments fuel a lot of the critic industry now.

  3. davideo says:

    You guys are like a dog with a bone about Phantom of the Opera. I was at the MCN screening and saw the film. I am not a film critic nor do I have any grudges against WB or Andrew Lloyd Webber. But I agree with the opinions that the film is crap. It’s very well designed but very poorly directed. The showcase numbers are good but the rest of the talking/singing in the film is pretty dull. Butler is a no-show as the Phantom. It’s not just that he can’t sing (and he can’t), but his character is given less prominence than the play where the Phantom is the lead character. Plus the odd choice in the film to stop the movie dead with the long sequence that explains how the Phantom became the Phantom, which it seems to copy from The Elephant Man. Not to mention the framing sequence out of Titanic. I’m in the minority in the fact that I like musicals…but this one bored me to death. The guest that I brought to the screening felt the same way and kept tugging at my sleeves to leave early (which we didn’t, and for which I had to buy her dinner for after the film). So give it a rest…if someone doesn’t like Phantom (and it seems that many don’t, and won’t)…it’s not some grudge…it’s just that the film, IMHO, sucks.

  4. Swampfox says:

    OT I know but….
    What’s with “banal” this week? Did it pop up on your Word A Day toilete paper this week – first in the hot button, now here.

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